Holy shit. [23 Feb 2005|07:39pm] [ mood | blank ] It's been a while, I dunno how long cause I'm too lazy to check. I'm on February vacation, and I'm bored as fuck. On the plus I've decided I'm gonna start gauging my ears again. But god damn it's boring with everyone at school and shit. Fuck. I can't wait to get back to school. I dunno what I'll do in the summer. Prolly kill myself or shoot my mom in the head with a 12 gauge from three feet away. And if I had a million dollars, I would have a pillowfight with ten hookers. Just cause I could, bitch. 5 0.00s|give me money!

[02 Feb 2005|06:47pm] [ mood | bored ] Umm...I got my skate(blading) videos, 5 in all. I watched them and CAN'T WAIT for spring to come so I can skate without freezing my balls off. I challenged my teacher Mrs. Crowley to a race from the school to the highway (1.5 miles) and I won. Cause I'm the best. My other teacher Mr. Glover couldn't believe it cause he thinks smokers can't do anything. Oh! And if anyone reading this is as bored as I am, call my cell phone. 1 203 376 1490. Yes. I'm that bored. Dave 7 0.00s|give me money!

[30 Jan 2005|11:32am] So whoaaa, it's almost February. Anyway, the point of this issue was to confess my love for Kelsey. I LOVE YOU, KELSEY! With all of my heart. ;) Come over to my house and we'll cuddle. <3 give me money!

Round trip to the ER. [29 Jan 2005|02:16am] [ mood | crazy ] Ohhhhh boy. Normal school day, I did nothing, I didn't get in trouble. I'm bored with that. Onto the action!!! I was snowboarding at a school kinda near my house with my friends Karl, Emily, and Jen. I went off the jump at the bottom of the hill, went upside down and landed on my head. I was knocked out for about 15 seconds, then driven to my house. I don't remember falling or driving to my house, but I remember untying my boots and putting a shirt on. Then my mom came home and we went to the ER cause of my knocked out-edness and because my neck was totally fucked up. So all in all we spent 7 1/2 hours at the ER because I had pain in my neck and they thought it was fractured. So at 1:30 I took the neck brace off and moved my head around for the new nurse. I got to go home. But I didn't miss Johnny Zero! And I also got to see Cable Guy and Ace Ventura while I waited in the room inbetween cat scans and x rays. Woot! 1 0.00|give me money!

The new me. [26 Jan 2005|07:33pm] [ mood | hyper ] I gotta learn to update more. I've been getting sicker more often and lasting longer this winter, so I've decided to quit smoking. I know what most of you are thinking, "You aren't a super hero Dave, how can you do it?" Well my friends, as we speak, I have a piece of the newer better tasting nicorette gum in my mouth. I haven't had a cigarette in a couple days and I think I can beat my addiction. I've been getting more and more into inline skating than before, I've bought a shitload of videos and parts for my blades, and I can't wait till spring so I can skate. I would try out parks and shit but I don't wanna get shown up by 12 year olds. I have pride, and I'll go to Hell for it. Oh. And a big thanks to Kini for hooking me up with this layout. I'm gonna be trying to do my own layout for another username so if anyone has any tips I'd greaty appreciate it cause I have no damn clue what to do. Later guys. 3 0.00s|give me money!

All these niggas and all these hoes. [14 Oct 2004|08:55pm] Ok. Today is Thurday. The 14th. Of October. 9ish. On Monday I went to some surgical center and had a shitload of stuff done to my teeth (I have the worst teeth ever) and had to go under. Tuesday I was at my sister's. I play with my youngest niece Alyssa at the McDonald's playscape after eating pancakes. Then I came home and did nothing. Went to school yesterday and nothing special happened. Today I stayed home and my teeth fucking kill. I went to my dentist and he was all "It's transition healing pain". Fuck him. They hurt. I went pumpkin stealing a little while ago, but no good ones out yet. Damn them. Finally got another music downloading program (LimeWire) cause all my others quit on me. Fuck them. I ordered Boston Beatdown II on Monday I think. And today I ordered JCW volumes I & II. Can't wait till that shit gets in. Peace. 4 0.00s|give me money!

Cromwell can lick my balls. [08 Oct 2004|02:52pm] We played 2 games today, and we lost to fucking Cromwell. This one kid was fucking cheating and the refs were being gay, and my teacher almost got into a fight with one of their teachers. I can barely walk cause my hips are fucking shot, but it's all good cause I'm getting bombed tonight at some random kid's party. Then we got back to school early and were playing tackle football outside my classroom until the teachers broke it up. I had nothing to drink all day. I need a lunch break cause fucking all these hoes leaves me hungray. Speaking of hungray, I saw this fat kid playing today and I swear to God he should of wore a bra. I was in a trance Just watching the man titties bounce and shake and ripple. It was so hot. Mmmmm. 1 0.00|give me money!

fifty_bucks is hurtin' [07 Oct 2004|10:17pm] [ mood | blank ] Yeah, so I had football practice today, and my hips are killing me. Whenever I do a lot of running they make me wanna cry. I get my teeth fixed on Monday. I got a haircut and took my plugs out, but they aren't closing fast enough. I miss the past, hate the present, and fear the future. I need money. I want to get crack, but all the dealers around here have weak coke so I want to get some from outside Wallingford. I got a physical yesterday and stole 21 lollipops. I don't know how paragraphs work so this is gonna be one big...thing. My teacher is hot, and I want her. I also want Alice from Resident Evil: Apocolypse and that chick from 40 days and 40 nights. Plus this chick. But I can't say her name cause then people from the Avril chat that read this will know. Yes, I am a regular in the Avril chat. I'm lame. I have no life. But I can take you. That's right. After we fight, I'll get you drunk enough to want me, and I will seduce you. I will claim to be kinky and tie you to a bed stomach down, where I will then wrap 50 grit sand paper to my dick and fuck your ass raw. If you don't like this, then don't call me a loser, and I'll fuck you gently. Speaking of gently, I saw this huge bitch in S&S the other day. She might not even be that big, but seeing as I'm 5'5 or so she made me look like Wee Man. I think I'm done for now, and I'm proud that I'm even updating. Maybe you'll get to see more of my thoughts or maybe I'll die. Who knows. <3 10 0.00s|give me money!

50 bucks is here to stay. [02 Oct 2004|05:50pm] [ mood | hyper ] Yes, I am fifty_bucks. I am 100 times what 50 cent is, only because I rock harder and can fit amazing amounts of powder up my nose. I'm a junior in high school (again) and the only reason I go is because it's a retard (alternative) school. I get away with everything and my teacher even got me a sugar glider (australian flying squirrel). I'm on the retard flag football team. I will probably stay back again. If you want my picture send me an IM or email to Icecoldmurdera@aol.com. That is all for now. 7 0.00s|give me money!

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